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we have four little jars of peanut butter and one big jar so i decided that they would be a little family

but then i found out that being a single mother of four is hard for the mother peanut butter so i found her a nice husband

but then one night a burglar broke into their house and mr nutella tried to fight him but he go stabbed and died :-(

then mother peanut butter called 911 and the burglar got arrested but mr nutella was already dead :-(

the end

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cranialion:

HER LIFE IS SO HARD

This makes me really angry, because this comment posted with this picture originally is completely sarcastic. YOU don’t know what this girl has gone through, nor do you know what its like at all to be in her shoes.  Eating disorders are serious and people like YOU are the reason no one gets help for them. Yes she’s famous, but that doesn’t mean her life is easy.

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i haven’t vented in a while, seems to be that time again..

Maybe its all the pressure im under, or maybe its everyone expecting so much out of me, either way it doesn’t really matter why - im at witts end.

i don’t know how much more i can take.

Schools going poorly, my love life doesn’t exist because the guy im seeing never even has the decency to text me to cancel or something along those lines, my social life is a joke, i see my friends one day a week if that, because im constantly studying for class, which im FAILING.

Like can i catch a break every now then? Can SOME aspect of my life actually be working out? 

Does no one care how the way they are treating me, affects me as a person? Do you not understand that im drowning here? 

i just want a simple life, one that makes me happy. One that doesn’t make me feel like im too incompetent to live it….

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